baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”
naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?
bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”
*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*
naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???
bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”
♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬
one big mac with extra ketchup and justice
being called by just your last name
if you play beethoven’s pathetique for me on the piano i will propose
"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
- Saul Bass (via sugarsickness)
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